a shaky start, a bit of homsikness, a bit of njoyin lyf wid ma company,maself. well dats lik wat sOmAn likes rite?
Day Zero n soman s on da stage baggin da limelite fr all sorts of reasons. And soman s here fr sittin on a "strike" on hostel matters. Dare s all he has, damn fukin man, dis soman. heart s all he has. the boys hostel warden s heated up n soman s suddenly worried abt wat he jus said. he becms a meek mouse jus aftr roarin lik tiger. he feels regret, a sense of anxiety n anger agaianst himself. wats da problem wid u, jerk? 4th years cm up to him fr his autograph, ofcours. "u cud do wat we cudn do in 4 damn years! Wow!" n soman s lik "sorry,bhaiya. i really mean dat!" has he eva been serious?
n soman cudn sleep da whole nite thinkin abt da gaffe he had commited even b4 puttin a singl step on da campus of CET by himself. Ab so saala raggin hoga apanka. waat lag gaya samajh. bt surprise,surprise....no1 tells him nething. instead, worse no1 speaks to him in his own class. c dere, dats da "striker"!!!! bt 5th Sept n all hell breaks loose. girl seniors find interest in him n da guys mak him dance[wen said he cant] lik crazy, mind u. n aftr carressin da lamb he ws taken 2 one corner!!!n den, wat else. Head down, face weepin[Weep? damn no...] n tryin to xplain politely dat he s sorry. n den aftr all da philipics comes da quesn," Wanna b da CR of da branch?" wat a small price, dude!!!!
n den, branchmates select him to really b da one. tho unofficially, he s da CR of I&E branch. guess da seniors don noe it n neither does Dr. BalliarSingh. Cuz i hv nt seen ne eyes bulgin out!!!!
Hostel s a heaven. havnt seen sucha place.firsttimer, soman did hv sm nerves n yet, he says to his mom, "No probs mom. Studyin day n nite. Guddy guddy branchmates n oders in da same room, all studious ones,clean loo widout ne broken doors. Rice n Dal rox! Sm day more dan 2 pieces chicken,sm day Egg curry wid as much curry given as askd fr, crispy chips, delicious veg. foods, unlimited onions, lemons, n salt. wat else do i need? wish dere wre no holides, mom!!!" n he can die to sleep on da soft pillow n bed wid PC,AC, mom, dad n di around. soman hs bcum suddenly, a changed man. he cn handle things fr himself. Oriya flung all around him[ wich s da fiercest weapon he hs had till present] lik arrows n he cant tackle it nemore. he wanna say, "Fuk man. bring it on nw. Few des, n i ll teach u sm new language." even da teachers babble on n on in oriya. Chemistry in oriya, Maths in oriya,....English in oriya.Believ it or nt, i hv learnt sm oriya letters in english class!!! ask soman in english n u ll get a english force fightin bak. English s here to stay n soman ll make sure. ofcourse, few ppl r wid him on dis holy mission.
Guys, College Lyf s here to stay!!!!!!!!
Footnote: Boy oh, boy!!! Mind yr steps n mind yr tongue. Dis blog nw belongs to da Mr. Fresher of I&E....[ Ravan ki hansi]
