CET...[wat?]CET...[wat?]Darn it,don ask me again...its CETB!!!

a shaky start, a bit of homsikness, a bit of njoyin lyf wid ma company,maself. well dats lik wat sOmAn likes rite?

Day Zero n soman s on da stage baggin da limelite fr all sorts of reasons. And soman s here fr sittin on a "strike" on hostel matters. Dare s all he has, damn fukin man, dis soman. heart s all he has. the boys hostel warden s heated up n soman s suddenly worried abt wat he jus said. he becms a meek mouse jus aftr roarin lik tiger. he feels regret, a sense of anxiety n anger agaianst himself. wats da problem wid u, jerk? 4th years cm up to him fr his autograph, ofcours. "u cud do wat we cudn do in 4 damn years! Wow!" n soman s lik "sorry,bhaiya. i really mean dat!" has he eva been serious?

n soman cudn sleep da whole nite thinkin abt da gaffe he had commited even b4 puttin a singl step on da campus of CET by himself. Ab so saala raggin hoga apanka. waat lag gaya samajh. bt surprise,surprise....no1 tells him nething. instead, worse no1 speaks to him in his own class. c dere, dats da "striker"!!!! bt 5th Sept n all hell breaks loose. girl seniors find interest in him n da guys mak him dance[wen said he cant] lik crazy, mind u. n aftr carressin da lamb he ws taken 2 one corner!!!n den, wat else. Head down, face weepin[Weep? damn no...] n tryin to xplain politely dat he s sorry. n den aftr all da philipics comes da quesn," Wanna b da CR of da branch?" wat a small price, dude!!!!

n den, branchmates select him to really b da one. tho unofficially, he s da CR of I&E branch. guess da seniors don noe it n neither does Dr. BalliarSingh. Cuz i hv nt seen ne eyes bulgin out!!!!
Hostel s a heaven. havnt seen sucha place.firsttimer, soman did hv sm nerves n yet, he says to his mom, "No probs mom. Studyin day n nite. Guddy guddy branchmates n oders in da same room, all studious ones,clean loo widout ne broken doors. Rice n Dal rox! Sm day more dan 2 pieces chicken,sm day Egg curry wid as much curry given as askd fr, crispy chips, delicious veg. foods, unlimited onions, lemons, n salt. wat else do i need? wish dere wre no holides, mom!!!" n he can die to sleep on da soft pillow n bed wid PC,AC, mom, dad n di around. soman hs bcum suddenly, a changed man. he cn handle things fr himself. Oriya flung all around him[ wich s da fiercest weapon he hs had till present] lik arrows n he cant tackle it nemore. he wanna say, "Fuk man. bring it on nw. Few des, n i ll teach u sm new language." even da teachers babble on n on in oriya. Chemistry in oriya, Maths in oriya,....English in oriya.Believ it or nt, i hv learnt sm oriya letters in english class!!! ask soman in english n u ll get a english force fightin bak. English s here to stay n soman ll make sure. ofcourse, few ppl r wid him on dis holy mission.

Guys, College Lyf s here to stay!!!!!!!!


Footnote: Boy oh, boy!!! Mind yr steps n mind yr tongue. Dis blog nw belongs to da Mr. Fresher of I&E....[ Ravan ki hansi]

a journey of a lyftime...bak n ahead!

it was a memorable trip wid mom dad n di in a car all da way in da 3 hrs odd journey to DURGAPUR!!! it was aftr a pretty long tym dis. n den goin to derojeo path[our residence dere] n meetin our neighbours, da Big Bazaar n da Spencer...it seemed m at a altogeder new place. not to forget meetin ma frenx....it was jus a Wow! trip....Trips lik dese r so imp in da busy lives dat we hav dese des. its a break...n a nostalgia as well!

n aftr da break m busy again preparin fr ma college lyf...sm more ppl wid deir words hav left me in utter flounder.n wat can it b all about...raggin ofcours!!! well m nt frettin frankly. u jus need ter hav da basic things rite. don fake it...jus b real soman!!! u fidget n mess it up n da next thing is all around bouncin ova ya...so keep da takin da lime lite stuffs fr sm oder de....rite guys? bt da sOmAn s rite here baibey....hehe!!!

wishin fr a handsom raggin n sm gr8 seniors...n hey few frenx as well ofcourse!!!how flowery s ma world snt it? u havn seen it all guys!!!

We r indians....hav a "CHANGE"!!!

"Tum agar mujhko na chaho to koi baat nahi,tum agar kissi aur ko chahogi to mushkil hogi!"- Lalu

Wudn hav don so even if i had as disgustin xcuse as playin comp games bt wud ya beleiv it, it was da 1st tym i was viewin a full fledged parliamentary session frm da commensment till da end!!! n keep apart da whole controversy wich s gonna make headlines da next few des, i really njoyed it!!!da ultimate one stop show fr one n all, it was.startin frm few awesome speeches wid a tinge of tymly humour frm da one n only speaker, a reality show, a mommy's soap, a intellectual laughter show, a business show wid notes flung all around n finally a disgrace show fr da whole nation!!!!!!!

take a note of dis...don mistake sayin ne1 n every1 can tk da seat of a honorary position in da parliament,ie a Politician. it was one of da best debates i hav eva seen. Advani as a Leader of Opposition, was xceptionally gud at mockery n raisin jitters thru yr body wid fear n alarm at da passage of da controversial Nuke deal takin da PM on personally. Pranab Mukherjee was gud wid his cruked benglish bt was equally effectiv in defendin his side aftr a offendin stand taken by da erstwhile speeker Advani. Chidambaram's was a factually enlightenin n a gud speech wid consideration given to da technical aspects of da deal. fr me wat stood out was da speech of Rahul Gandhi. Takin da house's sentiment rite frm da scratch by speakin as a Indian rather a respectable leader of a political party, his instances of Sashikala m Kalavati [Kalavati...vati....vati....Mayavati...vita....vita - gr8 innovation if he had dis in mind!] wre very much ethical. he doesn exude enuf confidence rite now bt wat he does hav s dat grace wich s so much alarmingly abscondin in da politicians. no doubt he s a potential prime ministrial candidate. i specifically liked his thought of doin things widout da fear of its future consequences.wats next cn jus b sm1's guess bt all we can do s hav full faith in ourselves wen we tk a vital decision. until we xplore da unknown n unseen we jus cannot noe wats in our path.even if dre s a failure, cumon lick it!!! atleast liv it rather dan listenin abt it frm oders... damn g8 view man....We as citizens rnt newhere as intelleectual as our leaders n lets face it neither me nor you noe da details of da 123 Aggrement n Hyde Act. so lets leav it to dem....dats deir job! Comin bak to da speeches, Lalu's speech was uasually intellectual yet humourous.well we see da humour in things bt in da process miss da wild mockery he ushers on da opposition, da sootthin realisation-instigatin n warmly welcome of his former allies, da appreciation to his party leaders n most importantly his high intellect. Not to forget da adrenaline of Omar Abdullah....he was damn gud in da pressure he was in wen dere was total macchi-bazaar all around n da lady speeker who was equally passionate.

Wen i thought da game was nearin its end wid balance shiftin towards da Congress govt da incidents dat followed showed it was all bt over!Totally a blot in da nem of parliament as notes started doin da talkin. it showed how disgraceful notes can b. At da 1st perspectiv it looked all made up wid jus few minutes b4 da final vote n da way it was presented to make it look no less dan a broker's udda bt takin into consideration Advani alledgin n his serious endevour to make things look concernin n tense, it looks to me a news wich s gonna make news fr months.

neways really who cares rite? its jus noder de in office fr dese jerks. no doubt dese stuffs ll b seen buried way deep as soon as it cam into xistance.Wat came as a gr8 feelin fr me s da calmness n responsibility showin in da face of our speeker sir Mr. Somnath Mukherjee. da way he looks gentle since da 2 des of debate under da pressure of da partisan politics was exqiusite. he n onle he cud hav n can manage dese hooligans in Lok Sabha. Hope all stays well fr us n let goddamn wat happens, India prospers under ne goddamn govt. dat stays in power.Dats all we can do n aspire for!!!

n now...a 4 yrs of life!!!!

Sounds terrible but m kinda glad to say dat m goin to Orissa fr atleast the next 4 yrs!!!

yeah,well its nt gr8 but m nt frettin either...missed iit wid a whisker bt neways gettin a mere rank s nt wat i was fightin fr wen u cant get a admssn wid it!!!!n aieee was a nightmare.yeah it sounds terrible after a yr of prepn but smthings u cant help!!! u dn always get yr true worth so soon i guess.was a wee bit fidgety abt da results jus after i got dem. it sounds so identically sik bt i had given all i had dis yr. takin responsibility lik neva b4, goin fr tuitions in dose chillin n sweatin dusks to dawns, bein lonely as eva as well as livin wid sm sik ppl around n burnin sm late night "batteries" sn as eezie as it looks fr a dumb lazy mindfreak kid lik me....jus did everthin i cud but ya, i missed it in a significant step....PRACTISE PRACTISE n PRACTISE....all i did ws to get ova da physics phobia,masterin ma muggin skills in chem n no doubt takin ma maths to noder level. di told me ova n ova again. i really didn dump it in a go but again, didn follow it thru n thru....sm more pprs of aieee cud hav dn wonders....well y didn i get thru iit den huh?dunno but sm quesns ll remain unanswered i guess....

talkin abt practise i really did dat fr isi n in a much wider xtent ojee...it didn pay off in isi tho as i found maself nt among perhaps da 70 odd best mathematicians of da country yet i cn say it went damn better dan i xpected out of me...solvin 25 out of 30 tough objectives[mayb 4-5 may hav gn wrong bt nt more] n 5 horrifyin subjectives[ws a odd feelin writin in sheets wen u dn hav a practise of doin dat even fr more dan 30 mins at a stretch...reminded me of boards n many things alongwid!!!!]n while givin ojee di was already here n it did all da difference.she made me practise n by da tym i was at bhubaneswar fr givin da xam i was almost fully versed wid da ojee xplorer of mtg.n luckily it paid off..a 173 gen rank n military qota rank of 7....

now wid dis rank i cn get a GEC[gov engrn coll] cet,bbsr.it perhaps da best coll of da state.well dis may sound controversial wen we compare kiits n cet bt i guess m rite....bring into monetary aspect of it n u jus cant defy me...ha ha!!!!all i cn say s dat dis s da best coll ne1 cn get frm ojee. frm wat i hav heard it s nt dat bad...da electronics dept has many b.tech,iit kgp faculty n cs was always ma preference.lets c if i dn get electronics i ll take up cs oderwise electrical.n no doubt dis s nt da end of da road.i hav decided to giv ma best fr da cats n rats xams[i mean iim n oders] cuz a b.tech degree of cet s nt a gr8 career in ne sense...jus dn want to do a usual 3.somethin annual job in bangalore!!!!hope it turns out to b gud n b ma background fr sm iim in yrs to come!!!!

2 months of lif...

Life's tough no doubt....but u no wat "Bring it on now!!!"

17 years hav gon into dumps...n ll make up for dose years now! dunno wats gonna happen but 1 thing s for sure, i hav changed. i feel it within me...was i eva a human? now i hav enuf 2 take up dis bloody damn world...wat i did was onle fake maself n mess around in ma life.with new found life wid sum special ppl around i hav turned da table now!!! hey dis life has made me dance at its tune for a long long time but now its ma turn now baibey!!!!!!! well i hav been da rudest soman eva, da calm soman eva, da stupid soman eva, da borin soman eva, but dats whre da diff lies...a advice here, guys dere s no plce fr emotions here!!!!don eva think abt nethin oder dan yrself...its U n Ur LIFE...start a de wid dis shit in yr mind n c how yr de transforms!!!!!!!!

n hey frenship rox!!!!!! u may speak 2 a hundred ppl in a de but u gotcha hav som u can giv yr heart for! man der s just a tiny little gap.njoy but dat line s da D thing...n m a lucky man!!!!!! ppl r dre all around to wag deir tails up behind ya!!! its just dose commoners...n dre r few ofcourse who nail ya...u got 2speak rite at da face, "fuk off!"

jus pray to da almighty dat all goes rite dese few months n den....c a new avatar of sOmAn....da EnigmaLord